
This boy in my school keeps calling me Mrs Tan
And I told him I'm not married, I'm MISS!
Then he said, so we call Teacher "A" Mrs Teacher A lah?
(This teacher A just got married last week)
Then Teacher A was chatting with me and she said the children ask her
Why you 20 years old married but Miss Tan never
(Obviously the teacher is not 20)
There was another occasion when the girls ask how old I am
Me: You guess
Children: 29!
Me: WTHFML, I am only 20 years old
Children: Then you got boyfriend?
Me: Nope
( I don't want them to ask ques related to it else I might be invited to my mentor's office for a talk!
Children: HUH?!? So old already why haven married?
Me: (Thinking to self* Wait till you reach 20 years old then you know)